A door mat that's honest about how welcome guests really are.

Personalised with your family name — or a one-liner only your friends will get — this one earns a smirk before anyone's even rung the bell. Hand-engraved in our studio on durable coir backing, built for British porches, muddy boots and all.

Choose:

• Family name, message or in-joke (up to 24 characters)
• Free design preview before we engrave

Made for: housewarmings, new-home gifts, or the kind of friend who appreciates a bit of cheek.

Care: shake out, wipe with a damp cloth. Avoid soaking — coir doesn't love a deluge.

Made by Toni at Local Gifts & Prints — a family business in the UK.